parotcardsroxy:

dragoncarrion:

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

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LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

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manywinged:

manywinged:

the his dark materials trilogy has a lot of incredible moments but tbh for me nothing will ever top one of the earliest scenes in the first book where lord asriel shows the scholars a guy’s decapitated head and then asks them for more funding so he can go back to the arctic to continue working on his plan to attack and dethrone god

showing the phd applications board a mutilated corpse before i present my research proposal so they’ll be easier to manipulate when i start asking them for money

soberscientistlife:

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Compare paychecks with you co-workers. It is the best way to get equality.

natequarter:

It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

moadeep:

prokopetz:

Frankly, if I’m the odd one in a group I’d rather be mislabelled than singled out. “All right, ladies – oh, and Dave” like, don’t put me on the spot like that. For the purpose of this exercise I will answer to “ladies”.

#ladies and landowners #ladies and YOU #ladies and laddies #ladies and INTERLOPER #...i was trying to solve this but it's getting more hostileALT

theuntoaster:

catgirlwheels:

defectivegembrain:

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

You can fix some of it though! By going to bed.

Ever since I read a post saying “don’t trust yourself after 9pm” whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it’s after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning.

toskarin:

toskarin:

you would not believe how dumb I felt spending my teen years with the most pretentious anime opinions possible only to become an adult shounen fan. unbelievable.

you were by my side all along… my guiding moonlight… [panning shot of seasonal release schedule]

neckspike:
“xn3city:
“millenniallust4death:
“millenniallust4death:
“I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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Thank-you to all of my new Internet...

neckspike:

xn3city:

millenniallust4death:

millenniallust4death:

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Paid for seven thousand, the other 100k was free

sketiana:

i said ‘explain physics to me like youre in love with me’ and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings’. so i get it now